size soutiyan az nazare pesarha:
70 : too roshde
75 : too moshde
80 : beheshte
90 : doroshte
100 : baleshte
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vaghti changiz khan be iran hamle kard dar sokhanraniye khod goft : ching
kirching SMS loping ; yani : kir too lope kasi ke SMS jadid dashte bashe va
baraye ma nafreste
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soq
soq
soq
soq
soq
soq
soq...
hamash male khodete !dar soorati ke gooshito barax koni!!!
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3 esme digeye doodol:
1-komando : choon az aghabo jelo hamle mikone
2-adams : choon too dahane hame micharkhe
3-gentelman : choon be ehterame khanomha boland mishe
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((((((((((BOOM))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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sale no nist, man goozidam.!
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elate baravarde nashodane doa dar 5shanbe shabha: inghadr paha balast ke dasta
dide nemishe!
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Divoone,Oghdei,Sar be hava,Efadei,Tarso,Damdami,Asopas,Razl,Ashghal,Mozi...
shaki shodi?
hala mitooni horofe bozorgo kenare ham bezari.!!!
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migan ghazviniya har ki ro mikonan ye tare moosho yadegari nega
midaran.negaranetam bad joori moohat kam shode.!
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midooni baraye chi cheshmaye gav hamishe khomare?
khob maaloome age rozi 3 bar pestoonaye toro mimalidan vali nemikardanet
cheshmaye to ham khomar mishod !
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ye kir daram tof mikone,koon mibine pof mikone.man in kiro nadashtam,vaghti
koonet gozashtam yeho didam ke pof kard
badesh didam ke tof kard.
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har vaght be chehreye to minegaram be shokh tabiye khoda pey mibaram.
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on chiye ke mikonan to dahan,bad aghab jelosh mikonan,bad mibini dahanet por az
ye chize sefid mishe?....
dorost hads zadi , mesvak nist ;hamoon kire...!!!!
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omidvaram dar sale jadid pellehaye taraghi ro yeki yeki tey bekeshi.!!!
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kash mitavanestam hamchoon parandeii shekaste par dar konje ghalbet ashiyaneh
karde va dar anja BERINAM ! ta anfolanzaye morghi begiri nekbat !
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yavash
:
ahh
:
ooy
:
ookh
:
feshar nade dard miyad!
:
tof bezan ya lizesh kon!
:
ayyyyy kash ghabl az aroosimon migofti.
ay belakhare raft che angoshtare tangi booood.
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midoni be ye mile ke chanta dokhtar rush neshastan chi migan? migan ye sikh
jigar.
hala bego bebinam be ye estakhr ke pore dokhtar bashe chi migan ? Rani huloo.
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vaghti niuton ye dokhtare khoshlkel did, kiresh behesh goft:ridam be jazebat ma
ke darim mirim bala.
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ghanoone 4 niuton:
age ye koso ba sorate noor bekoni avval bachat be donya miyad bad abet mirize...!
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ghanoone 5 niuton:
age ba soraate noor dore ye derakht bedavi mitooni koone khodet bezari...!
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ghanoone 6 nioton:
age ba soraate noor kalle malagh bezani oonvaghte ke mitooni soorakhe kooneto
mach koni...!
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ghanoone 7 nioton:
hame ja jazebeye zamin kar nemikone, too W.C bayad zoor bezani...!
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ghanoone 8 nioton:
age tokhmet bere laye dar, oonvaghte ke soaate sowt az sorate noor bishtar mishe...!
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ghanoone 9 nioton:
age ye nafaro ke 10 barabare khodet vazn dare boland koni hatman migoozi...!
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Agar in SMS ro bekhuni, "Virus" varede maghzet mishavad!
Load...
10%...
50%...
90%...
ERROR!
maghz peyda nashod.!!!!
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age gofti emrooz nahar chi khordam ???
:
:
biya pain
:
:
hanooz biya
:
:
:
bazam biya pain
:
:
mohem in nist ke man nahar chi khordam ,mohem ine ke to kir khordi!!
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moshtarake gereami : in sms serfan jahate kir kardane shoma ferestadeh shode va
arzeshe digari nadarad !!!!
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be rashtiye migan chera torka kharan? mige ma ye hamsaye tork darim ,10 sale
natoonestam halish konam ke in ke dari mikoni zane mane!!!
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salam , dishab khabetodidam ke ye sabad sa'at to dastete , ba hame yeki ye sa't
dadi vali be man ke resid nim sa'at bishtar nadadi . namard chera be man nim
sa't bishtar nadadi ?!!!
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1taye man , 2set daram , 3tareye shabaye man , 4eye dardaye man , 5eye aftabam ,
6sheye omram, 7 8 bar migam doset daram , 9karetam , 10met garm...!
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jashnvareye filmhaye sexi :
1) man taraneh 15 bar dadam.
2) dokhtari ba shorte abrishami .
3) dishab lapato didam ayda .
4) abam miyad dar 8 daghigheh
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100 bar badi kardio didi samarash ra , niki che badi dasht ke yek bar nakardi
??? ((( anjomane hemayat az Niki karimi )))
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ey ke koonat hamcho beiti az ghazal****man peye koone to hastam az azal
ey navaye koone to choon saze ney****daghe koonat man bebinam ta be key?
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edareye post ye tambar ba axe kos chap mikone , aghaoon heyroon mimoonan kodom
tarafo lis bezanan .!
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torke khodesho mizade azash miporsan chera khodeto mizani mige:taze fahmidam
mane bi gheyrat az kojaye nanam dar omadam
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Age kasi behet roozi 1sms zad yani be yadete. age 2ta zad 2set dare. age 3ta zad
asheghete.age 4ta zad mikhadet. age 5 ta ya bishtar zad bedoon kerme sms dare
